shitrodsays: Man ya tumblr niggas some detectives forreal. Ya be finding all types of truths and shit. Fake pics… found where you stole em from Fake blog… found out that one time you accidentally reblogged to your real one Say you dont give head… got surveillance video from that time you were suckin dick behind Wendy’s You straight…. pulls out zesty ass chat transcripts from AIM
I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via trashtongue)
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.